Does my forehead look sunburned?

Avoid a case of skin cancer this fall with "SPF MY HAND"!

Living up to my potential

Because the interweb hasn't been seeing the potential of my manhood as of late.

Gay Bar! Gay Bar!

I partied like a rockstar at a Gay Bar this weekend, and now my knees are all bruised... from the dancing, really.

Whacha doin'?

Taken' er eazy.

The Beanie Chronicles

Remember the time you showed up at my house drunk, threw up, and passed out? AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY MY FAVORITE BEANIE DISAPPEARED. I still blame you for that.

The Life Alcoholic with Bob Zissou

Eccentric attorney, Bob Zissou, sets out to exact revenge on his "asshole friends" that ate his food, drank his booze and touched his stuff.

Fire in the Hole

Larger Than Life

I’ve pondered this for quite some time, and I'm beginning to think those mountains make my ego look small.

The State of the Union

What I like to call my "hollow apathy & deep sadness" face.

You may call them my legs...

I call them my NUT-KICKERS! BAM!
I'll bet you can feel the power from way over there.

Mimes (and Bob) Like Salad.

Remember that one time...

Remember that one time when the conversation didn't revolve around me?
HOW BORING WAS THAT?

To Brett. Love Bob

Dear Brett-
I took a picture of your dreams last night.
Enjoy.
Bob

The Chicken or the Bob