Thursday, October 9, 2008

Does my forehead look sunburned?


Avoid a case of skin cancer this fall with "SPF MY HAND"!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Living up to my potential


Because the interweb hasn't been seeing the potential of my manhood as of late.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

Gay Bar! Gay Bar!



I partied like a rockstar at a Gay Bar this weekend, and now my knees are all bruised... from the dancing, really.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Whacha doin'?


Taken' er eazy.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Beanie Chronicles


Remember the time you showed up at my house drunk, threw up, and passed out? AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY MY FAVORITE BEANIE DISAPPEARED. I still blame you for that.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Life Alcoholic with Bob Zissou


Eccentric attorney, Bob Zissou, sets out to exact revenge on his "asshole friends" that ate his food, drank his booze and touched his stuff.